"Girls Have To Shop"

We were on our way to Otsego tonight to pick up some last minute Halloween stuff when Tara started talking about money. Me and Tara talked while Cameron drove us. It was the three of us in the truck. Cameron started in on me asking for money because he is going to a Halloween party tomorrow. After that argument, Tara started it. She tells me that she has 11 dollars and 14 cents and wants to trade it to me for a 20. I explained to her that I wouldn't trade a 20 for anything less than a 20. This made her upset. She goes on about Triston having money. Tara says "Well, why does Triston have $56, that's not fair. I don't have $56 and I want $56 not $11 and 14 cents". I had to explain to her that Triston never spends his money he saves every penny he gets. I told her that he has only made one purchase this year and that was for a pair of handcuffs that only cost around $2. It took him nearly a month to actually make the purchase because he doesn't want to spend money. Tara became even more agitated. She says to me "I'm a girl and girls have to shop. This is awful because I am a girl and I will never be able to save money". Oh my, Cam and I were cracking up. Cam had to jump in and explain his situation. He's a boy and he spends his money as fast as he gets it. He had a total of $5.

Poor, poor Tara. She's a girl and will never have money because of her overwhelming desire to shop :0